MRS JONES WENT TO ANOTHER STORE...
Mrs Jones bought the cheapest handles she could find.Three weeks later, one stayed in her hand while the door kept moving.
The Stickman sighed:“Make life simple, Mrs Jones. Handles should open doors — not trust issues.”
OUR BEST, UM... I MEAN OUR PRODUCTS THAT SELL...
Mrs Jones saw a website claiming “BEST SELLERS” on almost every product.
At that point, even the door stopper was apparently a national celebrity.
The Stickman shook his head:
“Make life simple, Mrs Jones. If everything’s a best seller… nothing is.”
CYLINDERS
WE OFFER DOUBLE AND HALF CYLINDERS AS WELL AS MASTER AND GRAND MASTER KEYED CYLINDERS.
TRUST NEEDS TO BE EARNED, SO WE WILL WORK HARD EVERYDAY TO PROVE IT TO YOU
“South Africans don’t trust a website until it survives three things:
Loadshedding, a HelloPeter search, and Mrs Jones asking,
‘But is this actually a real place?’”
